How Do You Spell Relief?

So, after another doctor's appt., and still no baby, and still no baby in sight, we have set our own date. My official due date is Aug. 18th, but if no kid appears by Fri. Aug. 22nd, we are demanding a command appearance. After having contractions since Aug. 1, heartburn so bad I can taste it in my mouth, and to many sleepless hours to count, the kid is lucky I'm even giving him that much of a chance to come on his own. How ever, if things happen sooner, that is okay too. Wish us luck-we are ready to be a family of four.